We had a super welcoming meal on Saturday night at the hotel. Great fried cod, tuna stuffed tomatoes, steaks, veggies, dessssserts, couple of beers and wine. I would have had a few more beers, but the rental car guy wanted to drop off the car on Saturday night instead of Sunday morning. The phone rings at 5:30 asking if we can take delivery tonight. .. . 'what about parking?' I ask. I don't know. The consing ere was cool and recognized that I was special , ie short bus and said no 18 euro charge, so I said I'd wait. He showed up at 7, had a problem with his printer, can they print off his flash drive for me to sign a contract. Next how about taking a picture of your passport to publish to wikileaks, and driver's license and sorry Melissa, but your birth certificate as well! So at 7:15 we did a damage check and the he asked if I could drive him to the marina to pick up his girl friend. I politely reminded him that my dinner started at 6:30 and NO, go get her yourself, don't hit anything and fill up the tank.
Sunday morning I awoke at 4 a.m. to the pounding bass of some blaring 'song' from the beach across the road. I tried to go back to sleep, but got up at 6 and went for a walk along the water for an hour. Warm and quiet. Locals fishing and walking.
Had a great breakfast at the hotel. Omelet, fruit, sausage, bacon, bread and how about a coca light? Oh, that's not included while champagne is? okay I'll sign for a 4 euro 8 oz beverage! OUCH
So we found the rental car sans dents and condoms in the garage!
We talked another couple much older than us, from Vancouver to buy the gas and they could join us on our incredible adventure to the horses and the we would follow the Jones buses to the winery and sample for FREE. Easy sell.
First stop some caves!
We had dueling GPS systems. theirs a Magellan . . . our the bargain from "my good friend in China" $72 gps/game and whatever very dim very quiet system.
The Jones group paid 89 euros to go to the Li per horses and a wine tasting, but since Pam is so cheap, she thought we could do better on our own. She was right.
Then we decided to go to the Karsts or amazing caves in the area first and then the horses. The caves are a whole another expensive (more than $5 tour). We found the caves thanks to our dueling GPS systems. Got there 5 minutes before the next tour.
Then panic set in as the gpses couldn't get us to the Liper horses. We were driving down gravel roads trying to find the ponies.
Well we found them and Pam was in Nirvana/Heaven
So after horses there is . . . . .wine!
The Jones group for their 89 Euros also were going to stop by a winery. Hey, let's just follow the bus and join them. We decided that we were all tacky enough to not care and did so. The bus parked in the bus parking and we went on to the winery. Well when it was done with they wanted to charge us 24 euros to join the group. . . . guess what the answer was.
Back in the car we thought we could scope out a vineyard to sample on our own. It was only 4 pm on a Sunday evening. They have to be begging for cheap drive bys!!!
After a couple of roads almost too narrow to turn around we told Pam to go check it out or we are going back to the hotel. She came back and said, "Park it!"
She found a guy that said the winery wasn't open, but I'll check with Mom. We parked and had a spectacular evening with a failure to launch and his mom at a winery where they only make 10,000 bottles a year.
He spoke pretty good English and we had a private tour. Did I mention that Jones said we could join all 100 of them for 24 euros each?
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Then down to the cellar for a tasting. Not a pour, but open the cask, stick in the thingy ma jig in the barrel and pull out some wine tour. Oh and let's hang up some 2 year old pieces of pig to bounce into.
1886 can you say civil war?
Mom had prepared some Sunday dinner snacks for the big tour group.
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Then mom brought out some kind of really sweet wine liquor. . .lots of sugar, but very good. Danny a 23 yr old grandson/nephew showed up and added to the exchange.
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We escaped with three bottles of great red wine at 6 euro each and threw in 12 for the fun!